Hello?

*peeks out into the internets*

Is…is anyone there?

I’m not going to apologize for my blog absence because I’m a thug and you’ll live with it. BOOM.

I’ve been in Phoenix, Arizona for 7 weeks now. Complaining about the heat is pointless. 104 degrees is basically cardigan weather for me now anyway. I’ve been doing a lot of various things like such as during my time here. I’ve been scrambling to shoot videos for Phoenix New Times. I got to hit a few donuts in the passenger’s seat of a high-speed desert car. I went to the Big Ditch Grand Caynon. I’ve tried and failed to exercise regularly. I climbed a mountain in the rain and lightening like a boss. I’ve been eating a whole lotta Mexican food with my roommate ARod, who’s a food writer. I’ve been dranking drank because happy hour starts whenever the heck i say it does. And I turned 22.

The program ends on Aug. 10. There’s so much more work to do before that day comes…

I don’t know what’s going to happen to me after this. Texas? New York? Somewhere else? I try not to worry too much about it because it makes me want to frowwww up.

So I’ll focus on the present and kick as much ass and take as many names as possible.

This has been an update. *goes back to dranking my drank*

Oh and p.s.: I would just like to give the biggest thank you to anyone who’s ever Facebooked, Youtube messaged, or Tweeted me about a job opening somewhere and how it made them think of me and you passed the link my way. Y’all are really somethin’ special. And…if you have any cool cousin Ray Rays in the industry that are hiring, I do videography, video editing, blogging, journalistic writing, reporting, all that shit! PUT ME ON!!! *drops the mic*